Letterman’s Top Ten on Those Northwest Laptopping Pilots

November 3, 2009 | Posted in: Favorites, List, Northwest, Pilots

Last week, I gave you Leno’s take on those errant Northwest pilots, so it’s only fair to give you David Letterman’s perspective – equal time and all that.

Anyway, these gems had me laughing — they’re from one of the comic’s classic lists. This one is called:

“Top Ten Northwest Pilot Excuses”

9. We get paid by the hour

8. MapQuest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?

7. Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention

4. Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting

2. For a change, decided to send luggage to the right city, and lose the passengers

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