Okay, now that I have your attention: the airport that has “amenities” such as herds of feral cats milling about is – Mineralnye Vody Airport in Russia.

It also boasts a fellow who sells daggers in the departure lounge – which helped it rank among Foreign Policy magazine’s worst airports of 2007.

Take a look at my latest weekly column for ABCNews.com and savor these best/worst lists: you’ll hear about other terrible airports (and there are plenty of surprises), plus truly magnificent facilities like Singapore and Hong Kong (and learn what makes them so great).

Most U.S. airports don’t quite make either category – although some believe LAX could use a little plastic surgery – but then, it’s in the right place, isn’t it?

Check out the World’s Best and Worst Airports – and tell me if you agree/disagree.